Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML
Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally having some intimate alone time together. When we really started getting into it, he suddenly prematurely jizzed in my eye. I now need surgery and have to explain to my family how I almost lost my eye. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML
Today, not only did my boyfriend set my hair on fire, but he attempted to put it out by dumping bong water on my head. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)
TheTigerRoars 0
Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger
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Comments (234)
PhillyFox 0
You mean people are still dumb enough to give/receive road head? I thought they would've been weeded out by now...
Gouda91 0
Ah, natural selection at its finest.
TOL_fml 6
Op you're stupid.....that's all I have to say.
drewsterz 0
dirty ho
Pacheco_O 0
look whose bein judgemental
Pacheco_O 0
u need to take a ride wit me sumtime(x
arakay 0
._.
Jiujitsu77 0
I scratched my rims like that one time...LOL even when not driving....women cause accidents on the road
All_for_him5566 0
Wow, always wanted to try that, but makes me second guess it
varkey 7
how can anyone be this retarded? first of all, how do you even give road head, do you stretch across both the seats and the gearbox in the middle, and your boyfriend's pants are down? that's indecent exposure right there, and plus with his getting head obviously he can't focus on the road. plus, your head is probably obstructing his arms you both deserve to have died painfully.
penguinazul 13
I've always wondered how this works, too. It sounds like rather awkward positioning and doesn't sound fun at all.