Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML
Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
Today, I mixed drunkenness with sensual oils, a lot of whiskey, a massage, and scented candles, which resulted in accidentally setting my husband's back hair on fire. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said, "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Top comments
CryingHowls 0
that's hot ;)
Rldiamond90 0
lol we just found the plotline for Twoface: Origins
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sun_babe 0
GOD INVENTED HAIR SALONS.
jillz 0
YDI - at least all the guys now know about the perks that come with being your 'friend'. Sexual relief AND a sizzling show!
uhmfml 0
I literally burst out laughing when reading this. After reading so many posts about girls trying to be seductive and things going horribly wrong.. you would think people would get the hint.
genius_man16 1
Agree with #22
xkaokaox 0
fake fake fake!
cheeseandchips 0
"Cute guy friend". I smell a ****.
atills 0
I love you because you said that :)
RhymePrime 7
What are you "getting it on" in the 1800s? Use electricity. Lol.
kingbeau 0
Why is your hair so flammable? Maybe don't use so much flammable hairspray or something?
abcdefghiloveyou 0
that's what you get for having casual sex >.>
blahdsflksfd 0
No sex before marriage!! How many times do I have to say it, people?!