Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML
Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
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KiddNYC1O 22
at least you banged him!
YellowCatch 0
bounce chika bounce bounce!
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Comments (92)
Xx_jESSii 3
Lol wow so what happened after you got knocked out?
boredinflorida 1
YDI for being on a trampoline in the first place
illmatic2 16
Screw you trampolines are the shit.
omnimatty 0
you were doing it too fast.
1990TD 6
Wow, you must be very stupid to do that. The 6 years I used our trampoline, I never jumped against someone else... you can always sense which direction you'll be going. YDI
jojoboo1 0
did u wake up sticky and confused?
shepaintsmusic 6
that's what you get for fooling around with a guy who has a thick skull.
soccerdude101 0
hilarious
Ricky23J 0
lmbo 48, at least he didn't leav yu a suprise on yur face (: :O~~~€===3
oarisimo 4
hahaha!^
Hwikek 2
Did you visit a hospital?
Mattsta123 5
asshole you could of seriously hurt that guy