Work and Health: Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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Saturday 3 June 2017 2:12

So fake, Op you're full of shit.

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Saturday 3 June 2017 2:02

What?

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katluvr 22

Wednesday 7 June 2017 15:37

Probiotics.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 5 December 2021 20:32

I'm going to assume it's because you were spending way to much time in the bathroom. If that's the case I can't really blame your boss.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 5 January 2022 7:56

I'm pretty sure you probably got fired because you keep spending too much time in the bathroom. Unfortunately people don't usually care why, all they know is that the work isn't getting done.

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