constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cape Coral, United States
Productivity
Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently, taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML
jess
Any excuse
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Wow
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I have food poisoning. My boss told me that if I didn't come into work, I'd be fired. Not 30 minutes after sitting down, I sneezed and shat my pants. My boss still won't let me leave. FML
dck128
United States
Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
Anonymous
Pushing the envelope
Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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arioch_fml 20
So fake, Op you're full of shit.
mattyiscool123 26
What?
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katluvr 22
Probiotics.
randybryant799 21
I'm going to assume it's because you were spending way to much time in the bathroom. If that's the case I can't really blame your boss.
randybryant799 21
I'm pretty sure you probably got fired because you keep spending too much time in the bathroom. Unfortunately people don't usually care why, all they know is that the work isn't getting done.