Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, I returned to work after taking two days off to find I'd been fired. Why? For not being at work on those two days. Everything was agreed in writing, all trace of which has mysteriously vanished. I can't work until HR sorts it out, and nobody can tell me how long that'll take. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
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Bebbo_fml 21
I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already
ragzy 7
Why is anyone saying "sue"? She was sacked and some moron of a manager failed to realise they sent a letter. Sue for what? being sacked twice? Is that a legal issue in your universe? A definite FML moment but not a lawsuit pending you ******* morons.
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Comments (43)
stephanieeDawnx 0
At 43, gaved? :/ *given
hommiecogley 8
I spell the way I want to don't like it get over it.
JoJo1122FML 0
Oh wow
TheClumsiest 0
wow :P
Nhk_fml 4
Sounds like a lawsuit is in order
spazticdonkey 0
If there that unforgetful just keep going to work
zfchatroulette 24
*If they're that forgetful, just keep going to work. Also, if they got fired they will not receive a paycheck, so what's the point?
PinkFun1969 9
Those corp bastards can never make up there mind. And most of the times they have some asshole in charge of Everyone.
magnusb1 1
I don't know which country you guys live in, but all over Europe where we have laws that's illegal...
Sillydeadperson 17
New South Wales, Australia. It says in the bottom right corner of the FML.
cunningchick 1
Same happened to my brother....sucks dont it?
eduncs 8
Classic Straya.. FYL....
cwells0430 12
Parents FOL (**** our lives)