Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
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Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML
Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML
Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Man talk about irony. Hopefully you laughed and laughed as you left.
G97Alex 21
If you mixed your and you're then you probably deserve it.
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Comments (100)
criminalmindsfan 0
Doesn't change the fact that his boss is a retard
gd13343 0
Irony lol
JFrenchy 0
Haha thats awesome!! I hope you pointed that out to him
jkmoss 0
It's called he is boss u can't say shit when he is top dog
hateevryone 15
well how ironic is that?
charlieskiki 0
Well if you're already fired why not send it back and state that he or she be should make sure to be "more attentive to details" in the future as well ;) touché mofo...
DelilahV 0
Somehow I find it much more likely that YOU've been spelling it wrong...
kaykay20 0
Probably can get your job back sounds like your boss may be fired for incompetence if not he sure deserves to be.
hoonyer 17
Mybe it was a test to see if you would notice, as a last way to redeem yourself. You should go and point it out to your boss, im sure you'll get your job back ;)
bubo_fml 11
U gotta severance? Lucky bastard!