Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML
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Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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qhostred 0
Unless you work at a funeral home, I really don't see anything wrong with being happy
_streets_ 19
Well if they didn't appreciate you the way you were, then **** em.
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Comments (135)
majorfacepalm 3
Lol
Enigmax2514 7
... And if you dress like a unhappy emo goth and blast heavy metal music they would undoubtedly fire you under reasons of psych issues or smth it's a conspiracy I tell ya! We can't WIN
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Heavy Metal is not for emos. Try Periphery. Emos can't handle metal.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Be mean see if they like that better
mash_mash_fml 4
You can't really do that when youve been fired...
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Oh yeah...
zebraface123 6
111-gsjg
stacianichole 2
How cheerful are you that you freak people out? I can't even imagine what that entails.
kaoriblossom 8
It's the most annoying thing you'll EVER face in your life. Trust me, it'll give you either homicidal or suicidal thoughts. It's that bad.
Andr913 13
It's the "Mondays" girl from Office Space!
DamnSmooth 0
So, they fired you for trying way too hard & they sensed your over-happy gushiness was most likely b.s. (and possibly a sign you are mentally unstable and/or retarded) ? Good for them !
A100893 30
Find a job that requires you to be gushy and peppy. (And they're probably only freaked out because they think you're a robot. Humans beings can't be that happy all the time.)
Jujubilee 1
You had jealous bosses and coworkers who were threatened. F*ck them OP; they're just a bunch of stupid, useless, lazy b*tches.
Silly_Canuck 5
You should apply for a job at Disney. People there are too damned happy to be alive!
kidwiththeface42 7
"I am sick and tired of your upbeat attitude. You're creeping us all out."