Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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noclevername 0
#47 "He's doing something he's not obligated in any way to do for her" And you would never ever dream of asking your girlfriend to do something for you that she doesn't get pleasure out of, right? OP: At very best, your girlfriend is insensitive. Melodramatic, too. But from your post, you sound young (my boyfriend is in me if we are having sex, his fingers are in me if he is fingering me), so there's lots of time for you to find someone and for her to grow up and cop on.
namezox 0
keep her as your sex buddy.
xClarkGable 0
Leave her, yes. She's not a bitch. Maybe you should spend more time talking to her and less time being a pervert.
mcohen 0
that suckssssssssssssssssss
uglymoose89 0
Run Forrest run!
NandraniDevi 3
yo.... don't be bothered with her... just leave...
xarcanus 0
lmao #95. Fat chance of that happening #84, just because it happened to you doesn't mean that it's likely to happen to him. Best option: tone it down and 'just be friends' (assuming you're not running for the hills) otherwise you're just asking for trouble.
ohhboyy 0
thats when you should have ripped out her ovaries =] jk but srsly get rid of her lol
ebbasaur 0
WHOA, Leave her now! Nothing good can or will come from that relationship.
mattmag 0
Wow, that's awful. One of the saddest FMLs I've seen, I think. For you and her.