Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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Comments (333)
jamiej 0
@75 read over what you wrote there... I'm pretty sure if she was thinking about how much she missed her ex she was NOT on the verge of an ****** (unless she was fantasizing about him) Leave her, dating people that aren't over an ex is more trouble than its worth. Also, faking orgasms is a bad sign--shows distrust and lack of communication.
deirdre_x3 0
if she isn't over her ex, she isn't worth your time. i'd leave her. i don't think she's psychotic though. getting over another is really hard, especially if she cared for him a lot. but you shouldn't have to be with her when she doesn't want to be with you.
bskaboom 0
Dude unless the sex is bomb, leave her, otherwise stay unattached, crazy chicks have the best sex!!!
fuckitsmandee 0
i suggest you leave her if she starts crying about her ex at that particular moment..that's...awkward :| oh and yeaah fyl, that suckss!
malyssa55 0
kinda makes you wonder what she thinks about when you two have sex...
alphabetcity 0
Shit, if you leave her she will probably come after you.
wtfreallyin86 0
COULD BE MANY REASONS WHY SHE DID THAT 1) you're ugly 2) you're a douche 3) you suck at fingering or anything sexual related and her ex was better 4) bitch is ****** crazy 5) bitch is drunk and stupid and crazy 5)combo of everything mentioned above.
crunkkidz 0
haha i love how everybody basically said "RUN, BITCH RUN!" But, that's crazy right there. I mean,if you're gonna cry about him, cry about it on your own time, not when you got a guy in you! lol What a freak!
whereisbob_fml 0
CRAZY BITCH ALERT, EJECT EJECT!!
skierguy 0
#69. Never use two condoms. The friction between the two increases the chances that they'll break.