Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML
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Top comments
sbcpunkrocker 0
that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can
HurriKaty 4
Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.
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Comments (333)
djtelekinesis 0
Get the HELL outta there.
offtheheezy 0
I wonder how awkward both of you must have felt after.... She sucks.
Demonchild 0
holy shit only one thing to do. **** her, get your fun outa it she cant have all the fun and be sure u use 2 condoms you dont want to father this crazy bitches babies. After that you run like you ******* jacked an x-box 360 (cause ps3 sux.) D.C.
mcohen 0
bitch iz f***** crazy
KnOcOuT 0
lol maybe you should have thought twice about dating your girl lol
strangersdk 0
#5, you don't understand what happened - he is clearly good enough as he made her ******. She just needs to get the **** over her ex and herself. OP should just dump her - preferably in a funny (for him) manner, to get even. That's just ****** up.
Cheezits55 0
i cant believe how many of you guys found this to be true...sounds made up to me
kvgf1484 0
did her ex tragically die? If so, I'd say it's okay for her to cry over him...not exactly the best time to do it, but mourning is unpredictable. If not, time to leave her.
CheezerX 0
LEAVE!!
ZiggyMorrison 0
Theres no way in hell you deserve this and there is in fact a brightside to all of this you made the girl ****** which is not an easy thing to do because for the most part the female ****** is mental