By Anonymous - 16/9/2013 20:30
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML
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  imyy  |  20

Couldn't OP have just called on their cell phone? When I am waiting for a ride, I always call the person to confirm and see how far away they are.

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Routines are hard to break. OP, why not put a reminder in your cell (in your calendar or alarm) when you take your wife's car to work? That way you're reminded. It's proven that if you write it down (better yet, setting a reminder) you will remember what you wrote.

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  drewflav  |  17

OP: "Honey, I'm home, and I'm soaked."
Wife: "Yeah, I can see that. You're drenched in another woman's juices. GTFO, and you can leave the car."
OP: "But it's just rain!"
Wife: "Like hell if I'll believe that you cheating scumbag."

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  drewflav  |  17

63 - Yeah, it was the first thing that came to mind when I read the cheating comment. Oh the things you say when you haven't had time to sleep in 3 days...

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  NoFlippinWai  |  24

she would be mad because he was drenched when he got in the car... some people are anal about getting their seats wet I.e. my father who made me ride the bus from long beach to woodland hills because I forgot a third towel for the seat.