Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
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Top comments
DrAwesome 6
Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all. Repressed memories... *shudder*
EpicPear 0
Before anything give him a BJ and get some cash and jewelry and then tell him you are a guy. "Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a ******** and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."
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Comments (116)
AMagicalLeoplura 0
at least you can walk into a womens change room and watch them undress without being kicked out :D always look on the up side
MissaGirl1 9
learn to spell beore you troll
MissaGirl1 9
lol. I was number 69!
MissaGirl1 9
sorry for spelling before 'beore'. I guess that was pretty hypocritical.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
yes, yes it was
elblake 0
ydi for conditioning
RebelHeart7 0
Usually guys who got mistaken by girls are very pretty. Don't listen to these Justin Bieber antis and don't cut your hair.
elblake 0
no no no. own your masculinity. cut your hair or grow a beard
Elixa 0
69...... bitch, you better not have been talking to me!
Kehaulani1994 0
once I dressed just like a guy and hid my hair in my beannie. this girl came up to me and flirted. I got her number ;) haha. OP just find te humor In it. :) it's not that bad that you are attractive.
suppressed08 2
Having girly features is annoying... I mean, I got my haircut, and when I was done I was like 'Yes! Now I won't be confused with girls anymore!' And whilst I don't, I discovered it was my face that makes me look like a girl. True story ;P