Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML
Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie in a café because the lighting was perfect. As I leaned back for the perfect angle, my chair tipped over, and I fell to the ground in front of a bunch of people. The barista was so concerned, he came over with a first aid kit, while I just wanted to disappear. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
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Elamdri 0
Dude, that guy was probably trying to be nice and help you play it off. What would you rather have? Falling like that and just have everyone stare at you from the corner of their eyes or have someone get everyone to laugh so you can laugh at yourself and then go back to things as normal. When people don't laugh at something funny, it leads to even MORE akward scenarios. Dude did you a favor.
lovetoday_fml 0
lol sweet wipe out, but unbelievable
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rukusrazor 0
I give this FML a 5. You've got the coordination of a drunk hobo with a blindfold on. I'm not sure how you fall all the way down to the ground without the ability to stop / slow yourself with your hands. Also, those high bar stools have a greater diameter of space between legs at the bottom than a regular chair (usually). You would have had to have been pretty far away from the table leaning in to the point where you were balancing on 2 legs BEFORE it would have 'flipped out from under you'. Only part that makes me cringe is the soda in your ear. I HATE shit in my ears. #32, I've never heard that. But I'm going to start saying it when it happens.
Dhamy 0
The waiter was just trying to make light of the mood? That's really funny though, awesome waiter.
hurr 0
Excepting #21, there are a lot of dicks here, eh? The waiter was just trying to make a negative situation positive! Not "look at that girl, she fell hard, how hilarious" -- but "hey, that's not a fall at all, it's an acrobatic performance!" He's taking the negative attention away from your fall -- stops people from thinking "what a klutz" and transfers it into humor. Sheesh.
AK 2
This seems like a fake one. It would be completely rude of the waiter to say that.
poolshark 0
Calm down #36, plenty of people who posted were not being dicks, myself included.
blankslate 0
this is just funny! Definitely something that would happen to me.
RyanRaygun 0
APPLEBEES FTW!!1!
aggieskate900 0
HAHAHAHAHA WIN. That's not an FML. If something like that happened to me, and a waiter had the balls to pull a move like that, I would be cracking up on the floor where I lay. I'd probably feel like a dumbass for falling over, but I would still be cracking up at the waiter. That's just pure WIN, I'm sorry haha.
rinnychan 2
YDI for eating at Applebees.
Mooshki 0
LOL at the waiter - I hope you gave him a big tip. But fall+sticky=definite FML.