At least he thinks you're hot

This would be less creepy if it was anime instead of hentai.

Are you blonde have pony tails and blue eyes by any chance ?

I know it can be rough, OP, but with a few bits of advice you can minimize the similarities: 1. Eyes drawn in that style tend to be large and expressive, so keep yours squinted and dull. 2. Remain calm and unstressed to avoid getting any bulging forehead veins that resemble those hashtag-esque stress marks animators sometimes use. Avoid using hashtags altogether to be safe. 3. Finally, characters' mouths are either open or closed, so be sure to emphasize the changes in mouth shape as you talk. Point at your face if necessary.

Wasn't there another Fml where the girl looked like his favorite porn star?

What a weirdo

I wonder if he's into lolicons.

There was a very similar FML published in 2010. If I were you, OP, I'd be flattered.

Just don't call hem "senpai". We won't be able to operate.

I guess that eliminates going to the octopus exhibit if you two ever go to an aquarium.