Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
stuck
United States
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
life_isnt_fair
United States
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
itsnotyouitsher
Wahroonga, Australia
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Anon
Australia
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
Top comments
delamer 8
We need a "You're better off" button. :p
Khalifa89 1
I wouldn't say slap her. The best revenge is kindness. All you needed to tell her was if he cheated on you then he's most likely going to cheat on her. That would've ****** up the relationship
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Comments (133)
kenta_fml 0
Shoot the messenger
houseofhate0 3
Smack a hoe tuesday
hateevryone 15
curse his ass out.
fmlahahaha 5
Better off the guy sounds like a puss
ez4u2nv 5
just wow... the way people do things these days... sorry op. u deserve better.
Silverangel007 3
What a jackass... You are better off without him.
anettes 7
damn, he's a dick.
chels1994 11
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, but I hope it is o_o
diidiimi 10
If I were the other chick I'd be dumping his arse, not yours. A. He's a cheater. B. he doesn't have the balls to face up to this fact and take the face slapping/ knee in the fork that's coming to him.
br0ccoli 15
U deserve much better...someone with balls! I'm sure ur next bf will be 10x cuter!