Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Spineless
Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML
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delamer 8
We need a "You're better off" button. :p
Khalifa89 1
I wouldn't say slap her. The best revenge is kindness. All you needed to tell her was if he cheated on you then he's most likely going to cheat on her. That would've ****** up the relationship
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Comments (133)
rattusrattus 19
The only thing that could have made it worse was if she was a strippogram and he hired her to break up with you. This has to be one of the most cowardly breakups ever. And one of the cruelest.
santel_fml 8
Ouch!! Sorry op
chels1994 11
Your boyfriend is a pussy, and that girl is a *****
desireev 18
There's 2 things that nobody should mess with a woman about.. And those are 1) Her kids, and 2) Her man. Someone would be crazy to mess with either of those choices, when it comes to me!
BlesstheSilence 11
I hope you gave that bitch two chops to the damn throat for having the balls to actually come to your front door with that kind of bull.
Monsterchevy 0
he's a pussy, find yourself a real man
bearsy 0
Wow ur bf is a little bitch. At least man up and say it to her face it's the least you could do.
auspycious 0
You should have said "my mom always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate"
kissie87 4
What omG I would have smacked the crap out of her
kissie87 4
And I would also have gone to his house and kick his ass worthless piece of shit.