Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got broken up by someone I wasn't even sure I wanted to date in the first place. He also made me realize how little self-respect I have right before dumping me. This is the best thing to happen in my love life in years. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Today, a guy I had developed feelings for broke things off with me, giving me a version of the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. This was the first person I had liked/wanted to date in almost 8 years. I think I’m destined to be alone. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I liked. He was dumped so he was ranting about how there's no good girls left. I mustered up some courage and told him I was a good girl and that I would treat him right, at which point he pretended to have an emergency phone call and abruptly left. He talked to his lock screen. FML
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Top comments
saleha97 4
wow, guess he liked her alot..
ICaughtFire 4
Well not that you care, but I have to agree with KaySL. The guy shouldn't have pursued a relationship with OP, knowing that he had feelings for someone else. It was very unfair to her, and she ended up hurt in the end. Not to mention that KaySL has the brains to properly capitalize a word here and there.
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Comments (123)
dandawg69 0
so many breaks already haha that suck OP but don't let it get you to down, there are millions of guitar playing guys out there, try finding a guy who isn't a total douche
Bree12345 15
fyl
Lennsik 4
Well, look on the bright side, it probably won't last for long and you can go laugh your merry way down to whichever other lucky guy you choose.
plantgodess 0
I know a guy like this.... Trust me get as far away from him as humanly possible. He will continue to use you.
gigity 0
#19- so if a girl you like told you she had feelings for you and done something really sweet for you then all the sudden dump you because something better came along, you wouldn't be mad? oh yeah he did nothing wrong at all. of course they prob wouldnt have been together forever. but before you say shit. put yourself in the OPs shoes for once.
thegoodlife101 0
number one rule: never date a guy who serenades you with a guitar. no ifs, ands or buts.
ashisthebomb 0
def not!!! the guy I like plays guitar and he plays songs for me all the time and he is the sweetest guy I've ever met
ashisthebomb 0
noo!!! the guy I like plays guitar and he always plays me songs and he is like the sweetest guy I've ever met
KoNaTa4596 2
Yeah, it always seems to be the guitarists that leave their girlfriends for chicks who don’t initially want them. FYL for having to deal with that.
xxShinobi 0
So is it a good thing I'm a drummer then?
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
forget him.
FarSide 23
Well like they say... a bush in the hand is worth two birds, or something like that
BbyYbarra 0
what does that even mean??? I've been wondering and it's been bothering me...
zanguard 0
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Meaning one thing you know you have is worth two things that you have a chance to get. Haven't you seen the Geico comercial?
tencentsakiss 19
43, I'm pretty sure farside was just making a dirty joke... or maybe I'm the one with the dirty mind.
FarSide 23
We always wish for what we did not/cannot have or get.