Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
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Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
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perdix 31
Getting locked out of your car for a while is the least of your problems. Trying to get along as a gay married couple in a country that still has lots of homophobes will be a much bigger challenge. Of course, if you meant fiancée instead of fiancé, never mind. You're just ignorant when it comes to French, and I think I've just cured you.
justsayfuck 5
And in addition, I bet your teachers didn't believe your excuse for not being able to do your homework either, now did they?
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Comments (67)
TOL_fml 6
At least you had ample bonding time with your fiancé
Ahhh_DTG 3
I don't see how locking your cell phones in the car has anything to do with the FML if you were at a gas station... you obviously were able to reach a towing company, and why not call a locksmith instead?
BWill9014 4
Alright vinny from jersey shore... that's enough
sallen0046 4
It doesn't matter how far from home you are, you never leave these things in your car. I can understand accidentally leaving the key in the ignition if you just stepped out for a second, but why would you ever take them out and place them somewhere an animal could sit on them instead of putting them in your pocket? More importantly, why would you call a tow truck? You don't need a membership for AAA (though it would obviously be a good idea) to have them come unlock your vehicle. A locksmith would also have been an intelligent idea, as well calling the local police department, as they're able to open locks and are happy to help if they're not busy. Now you not only get to feel incredibly stupid, but get to pay a ridiculous tow truck fee for having them come all the way out and not even tow the vehicle.
Dr_PooPingDung 0
Yeah I agree not that bad its happend to all of us, hey I had to break my trucks 1000$ window to ger back in stop bitchin.
Bubblerider 3
aren't dawgees just the best? :D
get_sum 0
YDI for leaving your dog in the car.
vbmg152 19
YDI Your dog's smarter than you are! Maybe he's trying to tell you something! :-)
lawnman2010 0
why not call the dog whispperer he could have told the dog to unlock your car
ellyth 0
why'd you leave your car keys and mobile in the car?
ashes_fall 3
At least you've learned your lesson and you were with your fiance instead of being all alone.