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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 5 January 2011 23:12

Getting locked out of your car for a while is the least of your problems. Trying to get along as a gay married couple in a country that still has lots of homophobes will be a much bigger challenge. Of course, if you meant fiancée instead of fiancé, never mind. You're just ignorant when it comes to French, and I think I've just cured you.

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:41

And in addition, I bet your teachers didn't believe your excuse for not being able to do your homework either, now did they?

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 5 January 2011 23:12

fthku 13

Wednesday 5 January 2011 23:18

Silly perdix, FML posters never look at it after posting.

macskapingvin 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 0:12

This is why I don't bother with silly French loanwords and prefer to use the term 'betrothed'

Hellooomindyy 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 2:18

18. I was waiting for someone to point that out.

RosiePatosie 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 23:14

Should've demanded the dog to unlock it.. duuhh.

HAN93 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 23:18

your car must be old... in todays Cars you can only lock the doors og the key is outside the door. cuz the key is detected by the car. YDI Get a new car.

Yo_daddy 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 2:03

not true the car doesn't detect the key that would be a very technology advanced car to do that cars just don't lock the driver door if the key is in the ignition

lindsaysue 4

Thursday 6 January 2011 3:12

My car won't lock if the key is anywhere in the car, not just the ignition. I don't even need the keys in the ignition to start it... Not that "technology advanced".

aboutpar 0

Thursday 6 January 2011 16:43

Mine does.....Toyota Tacoma :-)

starryxeyes 2

Thursday 6 January 2011 0:00

Aw poor doggy, hope it was okay but yeah ydi for leaving your keys and shit in the car. Plus if you would've cracked the window for your dog you could've simply reached in and unlocked it.