Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
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Today, I got home and noticed my kitchen light was on. I was annoyed because I'd definitely switched it off that morning. Then I noticed that I'd left the curtains open. The sun was shining directly through the window onto the wall. I'd spent five minutes investigating sunlight. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
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Bmlacme 3
EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..
Lemun 1
LOL A little too confident ;)
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DeathByIrony90 0
the human body is (can be) a beautiful thing. It's a work of art, and you're the artist. But that sure as hell doesn't mean I wanna go down to the modern art museum and look at a bunch of bug splats on a canvas that some weird guy considers "Art"...same thing with showing your body off to a totally RANDOM person...like I could understand if it was some dude you knew from work and had a crush on or something but, wtf? This was a totally random guy, and he probably didn't mean any offense at it, either
Chubtubdaplaya 0
God don't like ugly. Apparently maintenance men don't either. YDI
jimmyb00o5 0
That's what happenes when women get this idea that they are equal to men. Just accept your inferiority and do the dishes.
Mattardz 0
Well there is a chance that he was just a really nice guy and thought you didn't know you had your blinds open, or obviously you are just really ugly.
awdorable 0
That sucks, hun. But hey, at least he might've been a gentleman to post that. Even though he's a perv for looking...
mk1o3o 0
YDI. #111, how could he not look, or not even notice? she was obviously trying to make her "goods" visible. that doesn't make him a perv. --- btw, which comments get "moderated"? i always wonder what the person wrote in order to get moderated
claritin 0
He was probably just being a good guy and looking out for your best interests.
Bryan_Z 0
maybe he's gay.
Sutefu_fml 0
Why would the maintenance man put a note on the window? This seems kinda fake to me... I can imagine him saying something about it but a note? Come on. Also, why do you want the maintenance man to see you? That's just disgusting.
bioclock 0
YDI for thinking that it would be a good idea for a total stranger to see you wearing next to nothing outside of a strip club. FYL for obviously being desperate enough for attention that you feel the need to show it off to strangers.