Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
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Today, I got home and noticed my kitchen light was on. I was annoyed because I'd definitely switched it off that morning. Then I noticed that I'd left the curtains open. The sun was shining directly through the window onto the wall. I'd spent five minutes investigating sunlight. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
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Top comments
Bmlacme 3
EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..
Lemun 1
LOL A little too confident ;)
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Comments (268)
zandar 0
sounded like fun, but that's called indecent exposure.
The_Sixth 0
Haha well, thats what you get... too bad. Have a bit more modesty missy.
nyge72 0
I'm with #73
Reasonable_man 0
#73, agreed. Furthermore, there is a possibility that he lives nearby. Perhaps property manager of the apartment complex? It could also be a large age difference. Or, he's taken. Many reasons he might be uncomfortable with that situation besides just looks.
Treehugger 0
****
frege_fml 0
#14- when men do this they get ARRESTED. Gay, straight, interested or not, one reason this guy left the note is that he's an EMPLOYEE at your complex and doesn't want to get FIRED for being a supposed peeping Tom (when OP was of course the guilty party, but I can just imagine her letting lose on the building management, vindictively, calling the guy a "pervert" because he humiliated her). The girl is obviously nuts- so why do anything to lead her on or to make it look as if he is encouraging her?
jogejo 0
ok now most of these comments from boyys r fake cuz if they were mowing your lawn i am pretty sure that they would look then write a note asking if you would sleep with them lmao
misskaymay 0
skaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnkk!
Karnezar 2
I don't think the OP is a girl, I can't see a girl keeping the window open for people to see. I can certainly see a guy doing it.
max112682 0
Maybe the goods are past the experation date