Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
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Today, I got home and noticed my kitchen light was on. I was annoyed because I'd definitely switched it off that morning. Then I noticed that I'd left the curtains open. The sun was shining directly through the window onto the wall. I'd spent five minutes investigating sunlight. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
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Top comments
Bmlacme 3
EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..
Lemun 1
LOL A little too confident ;)
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Ohnoitslindsay 0
You totally deserve it for making a spectacle of yourself. Be glad you have a decent maintenance man who is considerate enough to let you know that it's unappreciated, though I doubt he figured it was on purpose.
xClarkGable 0
This is disgusting. Don't.Do.That. Respect yourself. Gross. Gross. Gross. Put some clothes on. Now.
pearls 0
I love how you evidently think you're the hottest shit, and it so backfired on you. Props to the lawnmower guy! Maybe he was trying to give you a hint but I rather hope he saw you noticing the blinds and ignoring them and laughed, then wrote the note.
thebetterderek 0
Not to offend, but I doubt this actually happened. why should a maintanance worker go through all that trouble to find out which exact room you are in, then leave a note?
tiltwrestler 0
Worst part? It's always the fat chicks who think they're doing guys "a favor" by giving us that little peek. Ugh... Maybe if it was a hot chick (or at least a girl with a decent body), it'd be OK. But it never is. That's how you know there's a God and a Devil- God made the perfect girls, and the devil made it so only the ugly ones wanna show their bodies off. Irrefutable logic right there! :P lmao
Ampathy 0
lmao
jaca6614 0
Either he's gay or you're ugly, one or the two (and I'm guessing the latter because I wouldn't think that there's very many gay maintenance men). Either way that was pretty egotistical. #38, yeah you're right. "Immodest tease" really works better here. #41, I agree completely.
yeahreally 6
burn.
Luky_fml 0
way to go, aslong as you were obscenely fat, i would have enjoyed it :D
O_fml 0
i think u just invented the word " eyeshot"
shadexilmaendu 4
That's not even a 4 dollar word. Aren't they teaching you guys anything in school these days?