Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML
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Today, my dad was making a sandwich in the kitchen. Hungry, I snuck in and grabbed it, running back to my room and devouring it. Later at dinner, he dumped a whole scoop of rice in my lap. We all ended up laughing as we cleaned it. FML
Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I asked my dad for help on some homework I didn't fully understand. He walked away and came back with a huge bowl of grapes and said, "Here's your brain food." Then he left. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
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ChelseaXD 0
lmao! better straighten up(:
Ethos_fml 0
Wabaam!
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Comments (186)
scateice 0
Posture is important, but what was he planning to fix with throwing a fork at you? Was he actually hoping the fork would bounce off your back and straighten it?
polopony 0
"See that girl with the eye patch? She has great posture!"
__FML_FML_FML__ 0
wth ? who does that ?
underaegis 0
someone that were/are drunk, high, crazy, lesbian, weird, stupid, or most likley a human... something seriously wrong with that race
ishiloh 5
... my dad. and apparently the Op's dad too.
pachecogirl 0
wtf, who does that? I'm thinking this is fake... :o but if it isn't, that sucks.
ps3boi 0
u have same bday as me lol
tdawgheath 0
We've gotta keep our composure. We've come too far. There's too much to lose. WE GOTTA JUST KEEP OUR COMPOSURE!!! Not related at all, but what this fml reminded me of.
Palmless 0
You should have licked the fork, and threw it back at him. ANTIFLOOD, I LOVEZ YEW.
unmadebed 0
Your dad is badass!
Jacckay 3
And your hair is too. :D
kieran247 0
not an fml
kieran247 0
not an fml
LuCanO 0
HAHA I moderated this one. It is so hilarious. I mean it's FYL because he could have just used another, ahem, less extreme method, but it is hilarious indeed.
shortyshort21 0
in soviet russia... ahh **** it, this post is hilarious by itself