Health: Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate....

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML

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By esk - 18/05/2009 08:48 - China

Today, I got my medical checkup back. Apparently, I'm diagnosed with a liver condition generally found in alcoholics. I've never drank in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out that I'm highly-placed in my wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono and won't be able to take part for at least the first half of the competition. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left rib cage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it today and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML

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By Sally19863 - 30/08/2010 16:18 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that I have developed a latex allergy. I'm a third year medical student. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Fall City

Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML

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By Lamediseased - 29/09/2016 15:07 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I got diagnosed with Lyme disease. My whole family thought it would be hilarious to call it, "Lame disease." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By naagodinho - 09/01/2012 14:56 - Portugal

Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 29 January 2016 1:21

Drink your own breast milk. It's supposedly good for building muscle. Soon you'll be having your opponents begging for your secret.

askullnamedbilly 33

Friday 29 January 2016 1:22

Just tell the haters your body's in such good shape even your nipples are crying at the sight of it!

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j_lee_b 14

Friday 29 January 2016 7:27

good luck at your competition, op! & don't worry about the lactation; embrace it!

igg125 30

Friday 29 January 2016 7:44

Starting selling your breast milk. Women who can't produce will pay good money.

sunflower_seal 17

Friday 29 January 2016 7:44

I'm sure there is a medication to balance out your hormones, may take awhile but you can be back to normal.

SDLBW 7

Friday 29 January 2016 7:54

This is Bob, Bob has bitch ****...

diego92 13

Friday 29 January 2016 8:00

It's better than being an "accident". If you know what I mean..

creepyclowntown 10

Friday 29 January 2016 8:04

You should be able to take medicine,I had to because I was unable to breast feed so I never lactate to begin with due to medicine

914smv 18

Friday 29 January 2016 8:05

hope you still win!!

fabs1171 23

Friday 29 January 2016 8:20

Pituitary tumour? I feel for you dude

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Friday 29 January 2016 8:32

Well, Ive always wanted to milk a man... U gotta bucket?

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Friday 29 January 2016 8:33

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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