Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
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Top comments
DocShady 11
So close...
audreyfml1994 15
Take it as a compliment.
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Comments (80)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
ROFLMAO!!!
jem970 19
Take it as a complement girl! One of my best friends is gay and he is always straight up with everything he says. I have found most gay men are so he means it. Be happy :-)
whiplash2289 19
ha! I see what you did there...
clue_me_in 20
Make him your new best friend. At least he was honest with you.
spikekutter 9
if you think a gay guy is really sexy and your a chick then theres something wrong with your gender here..
jelly713 19
Plenty of girls mistake gay guys for straight, all we notice is that nice ass body sometimes, it drowns out the voice, the clothes, the fact he has a man right next to him... Then they realize "Nooooo!" ]= They're the opposite sex & they're totally hot. Like Alan said, guys get turned on by lesbians ALL the time. So what's the difference?
iwadasn 33
From the way it's worded, I don't think she realized he was gay until he said "If I was straight." Besides, his sexual orientation doesn't change the way he looks--a hot guy is hot no matter which gender he's attracted to.
pacmanman 15
Take it as a complement regardless of who it's from... I get hit on by gay guys all the time despite the fact I'm not gay... I still take it as a complement that I'm not butt ugly...even though it may not be from who I want it to be from...
ironik69 31
A compliment is a compliment. Who cares who it is from. This person was nice enough to throw it out there. At least he wasn't like most guys at bars..."you're making my dick hard." Be glad it was a nice compliment.
niqniq935 5
If he was grinding on you... How did he lean over?
onorexveritas 24
all the good ones are taken or gay... it seems that way too often
BexBaby86 21
Probably one of the most sincere and honest compliments you will get. Plus, you both were having a good time, and it had to make you smile just a bit! I'd say it will make for a great story!