Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
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Top comments
DocShady 11
So close...
audreyfml1994 15
Take it as a compliment.
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Comments (80)
meloman95 7
Sounds like a compliment to me.
Treyzania 16
You could try and change him! Am I right?
Lilo4life 26
Why are all the nice hot guys gay??
DisCreation 14
You should be flattered :)
ouibijou 15
I know that feel.
xr0517 10
oh,poor baby
AceofSp8s 7
Can I have him, then? Lol
jcrawford4 2
That actually could have been a pick up line. He's was making you think you wouldn't be able to get him. Alot of pick up artists use that one. If you didn't try to connect there, you deserve it.
thosedogtags 8
I know that I'll probably get a buttload of "thumbs down" for this, but while reading this FML I somehow mistakened Queen for Queef. Oops! :P
DDCA 24
Ha ha ha ha! It seems you're a fruit fly.