Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
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Top comments
DocShady 11
So close...
audreyfml1994 15
Take it as a compliment.
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Comments (80)
xKeroseneHearts 9
Most hot guys are gay :d
WolfGirlRin 12
All the good guys are either taken or gay.
Nomadic1 20
I don't know what age group the OP is in, but most decent straight guys have stopped going to clubs by the time they are 25. Most of us hang out at low key bars with some good live music. I am 31 and I would feel like a "creepy old dude" at a club.
fuckmylife518 15
You know what they say, all the good, hot ones are gay. Sorry OP.
lyssgross 16
Was he hard? There may be hope yet, OP
shades1989 6
Lol your gaydar needs to be updated or activated
skyeyez9 25
Well, the plus side is you had a sexy man grinding all over you and complimented you.
MadlyInLust 5
That's actually more of a compliment coming from a guy that doesn't want in your pants.
iamananglophile 18
I... really don't see the problem in this situation.
skinnen 7
See what happens when you let your clit think for you?