Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
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Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
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Top comments
DocShady 11
So close...
audreyfml1994 15
Take it as a compliment.
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Comments (80)
natsaysheyyy 16
Man...FYL. That sucks.
derp_taco 22
They have a button for that
Obey_StudBoii 23
Be happy he gave you a compliment sweetie :)
lysx84 24
Always be wary of incredibly sexy men in clubs. In my experience about 97% are gay. The straight ones are the podgy boors...
zandalee 20
Damn! Wouldn't want to go to the clubs in your town!
FightMyLiger 19
The straight ones are usually at the bar, watching the gays dazzle our ladies on the dance floor.
deathtothepix 26
It's always the hot guys who can dance amazing isn't it? Who'd of thought...
TheNewGuy03 29
It's a gay man's way of saying "I'd go gay for you." You must be pretty attractive.
enbliss 10
More precisely, "I'd go straight for you"
Cupcake040 17
I love that people give this a negative vote because of a mistake.....I mean seriously I try to do my best with spelling on here but not everyone treats this site like an essay. Some people need to calm down and get a life if they go on here looking for mistakes, cause its not like we didn't get the message being put out there.
TheNewGuy03 29
30, I actually did think of saying that. Sorry if my comment didn't generate the same effect. Jeez...
carebearusaf 6
F HIS life, for having complimented a unappreciative bitch. That was a great compliment, and you need to realize that.
Kenuru 21
Such a tease, but at least you both had a good time.
Wizardo 34
Hey he's trying say you're fabulous! Take it in your stride and strut that stuff sister :D
kulliken 5
Yet if he was straight people would question his choice of words. Who says that?
chanellgymnast 17
What a compliment! All hail the future Queen!