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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Nerrh - 12/03/2011 10:53 - Australia

Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML

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It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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myname_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:25

I hate it when my bf doesn't stop. I always end up elbowing him or kicking him. You deserve it for not listening.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:26

Girlfriend used knee! it's super effective! Enemy Gyarados fainted!

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:45

And you're life is ******?

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:47

No, OP's name is not "life is ******", it is "civicman". Get it right.

veganphotog 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:09

Proper grammar FTW.

oldskoolman85 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:46

Do the mods just automatically change "balls" to "happy sacks"? I've never heard anyone say that outside of FML.

xCrackerx 3

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:49

Happy sacks? One sack has two balls. So is the OP saying he has more than two balls? Impressive.

fringle 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:23

Haha, yes!

LLiizzzz___ 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:51

YDI for using the term 'Happy Sacks"

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:51

Lol maybe next time youll stop lol

LemonadePink 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:52

Why happy sacks? Shouldn't they be called baby sacks?

Nates_Mommy 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:41

That just sounds wildly inappropriate, like it is a sack to put babies in, lol.

amatayo 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:01

baby sack?

Emico_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:01

Every FML nowadays seems to have the words "Happy sacks" in them.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:09

My boyfriend used to do that to me. After several "accidental" kicks/knees to the groin, he finally got the message. Hopefully you'll do the same.

trakus 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 10:28

LOL...NO MEANS NO! :P

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It was an accident!

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