Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 12:00

Today, I asked my crush out for coffee but she wanted to go shopping. When she pulled me into the dressing room for my opinion on a bikini, I told her this was too fast for a first date. She looked at me in absolute horror. She thought I was gay, as in a harmless gay friend she could take shopping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 264
You deserved it 245

Same thing different taste

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I'm not sure she's wrong. Your crush pulls you into a dressing room and you choke? Are you sure you're into girls?

If you'd shut your mouth you'd have at least gotten to see boobs.

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I'm not sure she's wrong. Your crush pulls you into a dressing room and you choke? Are you sure you're into girls?

If you'd shut your mouth you'd have at least gotten to see boobs.