Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML
Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
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persianality 0
hahaha
helloello 2
ah this bring me back to the days of 9th grade and round there. msn use to be the bee's knees
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helloello 2
ah this bring me back to the days of 9th grade and round there. msn use to be the bee's knees
g3rusz 6
You are an idiot. Period. Alt+print screen?... YDI!
LIKmyNUTZ 0
good one dumass
perdix 31
"To learn new tricks and techniques to give you more and more intense orgasms. Next question?"
sublimedude777 0
Win. Perdix, you are awesome. :)
perdix 31
Thank you. A guy has got to have lines like that pre-programmed into his head, so if we get busted, we can come up with it in a panic. It's a good idea to have a window of lesbo **** ready to pop to the front. That way, if you get walked in on, you can say to her, "I'm thinking of trying this on you." Her anger will melt.
liljeron 0
someone give this guy a medal
acccccccc 1
perdix comment on the first comment so I can read what you have to say :)
bassman22 0
almost happened to me once. luckily I always double check that sorta things lol
jyd62 0
Fail dummy
dynky 3
that has to be the first rule of screenshots: close all **** before taking one. Looks like you learnt the hard way.
thekale 1
ydi
Peacemaker9 7
wow dude talking to ur gf and ur pleasuring urself? WTF!!!! is wrong with u!!!!!!
jkbball4195 0
dumbass