Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Lalala579121 28
Not really sure a pizza should be driving to begin with.
SadLonelySloth 7
I really hope you didn't get hurt too bad, but also I can't stop laughing at you name!
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Comments (29)
biopilot17 9
That's why people need to have some sort of protection like a tazer or a gun or something
trucker2 33
Gone in 60 seconds...
kutkutkut 8
Hope the police catch both of them and hope that you remain unhurt.
juuuliaaa_fml 28
Damn. You diserve a bad word coloring book!
TheAspieDork 27
Ouch...
Jbruno99 10
I hope your just playing grand theft auto...right
KittyChii 6
That really does suck, but your name made me laugh, Impractical Jokers is my favorite show.
The_Logical_One 2
CALL THE ******* POLICE
Hangryko 32
Of course, this took place in the U.S. Hope you're okay now.