Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
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Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, as I was helping a customer, she asked if it was my first day and who was training me. Evidently, I'm bad at my job, because I've worked there for 7 months. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
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Top comments
Renesaga 8
You should "accidentally" quit, and "mistakenly" punch him in the face.
perdix 31
Yeah, you could go the sexual harassment route and get him fired while collecting a tiny sum after years of legal proceedings. Or, you could grind that sweet ass into his hand, become the head cashier, and get paid double or more for performing entirely different 'jobs.
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Comments (122)
SimplyEerb 3
You should "accidentally" knee him in the groin.
zine_fml 5
Lol to poop from I love it :)
bfsd42 20
Everybody, please read 54's comment. A joke is a joke. Not everyone who is trying to be funny is also trying to be offensive so please don't get so easily offended. I am a firm believer in equal rights, but I am also sensible enough to realize that it was a joke.
mango260 9
Whats wrong with bosses these days!? i think they take their position for granted somtimes, but there is absoultely no tolerance for that kind of behavior on any grounds...he is violating you as a person!
rightspark 7
Grab his ass back see if he likes it. Plus Op you must have a nice ass so take those compliments
TheOneSM 6
Before pointing fingure at the boss, where OP wearing properly the didn't lead the boss to these "touching" actions?!
Krulin 8
Wait... what?
SystemofaBlink41 27
dafaq did I just read?
Dinosauresrexx93 0
Maybe you shouldn't dress like. ****. That may help. Yanno?
Quikraptor 8
Spoken like a true chauvinistic virgin. Bravo.
SimpleGr33n 4
You deserve it after the first time and not doing anything about it grow some grapes and put him in his place!
Rowdey 10
Your pic instantly reminded me of Austin Powers for some reason.
howrudoin 11
Schwang? Pics or it didnt happen? Let the FML community judge if your ass was worth grabbing lol.