Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, as I was helping a customer, she asked if it was my first day and who was training me. Evidently, I'm bad at my job, because I've worked there for 7 months. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
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Renesaga 8
You should "accidentally" quit, and "mistakenly" punch him in the face.
perdix 31
Yeah, you could go the sexual harassment route and get him fired while collecting a tiny sum after years of legal proceedings. Or, you could grind that sweet ass into his hand, become the head cashier, and get paid double or more for performing entirely different 'jobs.
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Comments (122)
UMOISTBRO 0
Start accidentally touching his. Problem solved.
meb9 4
Next time he does it say is it ok to hurt someone here if he says yes punch him in the face, if he says no kick him in the stomach then quit!!!
lovepandorasaver 11
He was just teaching you the art of checking people out... j/k I agree with the sexual harassment comments.
terrible_things 1
You should be proud u must have a nice ass but you also should "accidentally" call the cops on him
Helloilike_lacro 8
48- umm that is what feminists believe that there should be gender equalities... And anyways people should learn to laugh at themselves. One of my friends is Jewish and he loves Jewish jokes! Honestly if people can't laugh the world is going to shit.
alexnoyle 12
Maybe you should stop having a nice ass.
Irishgypsy 2
She should never stop having a nice ass. That's crazy talk!!
jillybee101 7
Oh I'm sorry did it offend YOU that she was sexually harassed by her boss 7 times over and se was uncomfortable with it? Shut the hell up, douchedick, and get an actual life.
TheVelocirabbit 10
48-But I was agreeing with you. I was just saying, like you, that you shouldn't joke about stereotypes and degrading people. I was entitling the comment to a different person.
JFurr 9
I wasn't disrespecting any woman. I have Tourette Syndrome and I think it's hilarious when people make fun of my tics. Some people need to learn to just stop being so up tight and laugh. The guy was being sarcastic anyway and a bunch of people jumped about it. There's no reason anyone to get this wound up about anything. Personally, I think OP should have asked a coworker to watch out for her so she could have a witness and press charges. I think it's horrible if that would happen to anyone, male or female. There are tons of comments on different FMLs about guys being pigs or being stupid or what have you. But the moment someone makes any sarcastic comment about women, suddenly they're all bad people. If there was any reason to not take women seriously, that would be it. I'm all for equality and it starts with us men. If we want them to be EQUAL, we have to treat them EQUALLY. This would include not being infuriated just because of one joke. We guys make fun of each other all the time and no one gets this upset. If you want women to be equal, then treat them just as you would a man.
dsl1123 8
Your boss seems to have a lot of accidents. I think it might be time to "accidentally" trip him as he walks past you.