Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, as I was helping a customer, she asked if it was my first day and who was training me. Evidently, I'm bad at my job, because I've worked there for 7 months. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
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Renesaga 8
You should "accidentally" quit, and "mistakenly" punch him in the face.
perdix 31
Yeah, you could go the sexual harassment route and get him fired while collecting a tiny sum after years of legal proceedings. Or, you could grind that sweet ass into his hand, become the head cashier, and get paid double or more for performing entirely different 'jobs.
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Comments (122)
Buzzy123 7
Play your cards right and you will not give him a "raise" but you'll also get one too.
Buzzy123 7
*Only between not and give
supermallam 4
Must just have a nice "ass"
bubo_fml 11
Coat the seat of your pants with some sort of skin searing solvent...Next time he cops a grope, whatch him writhe in agony like the wicked witch of the east, Wizard of Oz-style!
linnie_wesker 20
Honestly.. I think the OP is just overreacting. I work at a restaurant and we're constantly bumping into each other and accidentally touching each others butts/boobs/whatever. We joke about it and move on. OP needs to stop being a little princess, I bet she constantly thinks everyone is flirting with her too, lolol.
doodlecloud 27
And if it actually is sexual harassment? Then what? I hope you never have kids and they go through a situation where they need you to believe them and stick up for them...I can tell exactly how much support they'd get. FYI this type of harassment is unfortunately very common, it's unusual to accidentally bump into one person multiple times not bump into anyone else at all, your kind of attitude leads to perverts getting away with things and victim numbers increasing and, if you're comment was an attempt to go 'look at me, I do sexy things at work' then it failed.
lylay01 0
Pervert .
chinagirl3343 8
And you put up with it? Seriously? Defend yourself instead of complaining on the internet.
eliana_101 0
Wow I feel so bad
doodlecloud 27
That sucks but you kinda deserve it - why did you let it get to seven times without doing anything?! First time could've been an accident, second time (third if you're feeling generous but no more than that) you should confront him, then next time you should walk out and contact head office.
1crabbygirl 10
He needs a loudcapping.
hyphy2dabay 1
Do u have a big ass ....lol