Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive in a drawer and spent the afternoon going through the files, expecting embarrassing photos from school. Instead, I found a spreadsheet I'd made at 16, listing every person I had a crush on, complete with rankings and notes. I'm now terrified someone will find my “Top 10” list. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Today, I bought an expensive notebook because I wanted to become the kind of person who plans everything. On the first page, I carefully wrote my goals, habits, and schedule. I haven't opened it since. It is now the most organized thing I own. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
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jodulieu 3
and apple thanks you...
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
46 shut the **** up
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Comments (199)
xhiizors 0
fayul. :) -iltk
plebeianFelix 5
expenses rise to meet income
Minx108 12
Being an excel nerd is nothing to be ashamed of...
shortstuffs23 7
cut back...
deadlydeadd 2
my parents spent over 3k on songs over time
CallMeHush 1
Does anyone want to take a guess on how many WTF Blankets Skippy here owns?
redtigerlily 5
I download albums before buying. Simply because I hate when an album has 1 good song, and then a lot of crappy filler songs.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
you could've just looked at you "purchased" playlist and seen how any songs you've bought hence seeing how much money you've spent... good job though.
MegamiKaosu 28
I'd say fyl but you have none
eminemchick 19
clever!
eminemchick 19
did you make sure to count the tax?:)