Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive in a drawer and spent the afternoon going through the files, expecting embarrassing photos from school. Instead, I found a spreadsheet I'd made at 16, listing every person I had a crush on, complete with rankings and notes. I'm now terrified someone will find my “Top 10” list. FML
Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML
Today, I saw some random iTunes charge on my bank account so I called who I thought was iTunes customer support to figure out the $5 charge, then got scammed into buying $1,400 worth of gift cards. The man on the phone was not with iTunes and took all my money. FML
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML
Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
Today, I bought an expensive notebook because I wanted to become the kind of person who plans everything. On the first page, I carefully wrote my goals, habits, and schedule. I haven't opened it since. It is now the most organized thing I own. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
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jodulieu 3
and apple thanks you...
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
46 shut the **** up
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ViciousFoxes 0
"Today, I spent my time doing something I clearly wanted to do, and then I wrote an fml about it because I realized my interests would seem really lame and pathetic to anyone with a life. FML."
MrDiezel 3
Somebody at least give this man a video converter website
shovels 0
lol, Norwegians...
SilentTreatment 7
Get friends?...
onlyjuan100 0
I love it!!! I think we'd get along well :)
rjbis100 0
eww
aliceisbored 11
Sounds like you're having a fun summer. (:
perdix 31
My vote is that it is worse that you really got into it. It's not hard to spend $800 on iTunes. I just hope you didn't buy too many songs that you began to hate after only a few plays (eg, anything by the Jonas Brothers.)
Zombieslayer1 0
Or Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana, or Glee songs, or....well, you get my drift.
Khfan12 13
To people suggesting torrents and video converters: This person could have an iPhone or iPod touch and could be getting free music already. This could easily be $800 of games and apps.
Keyman1212 14
Don't worry, whenever I take a lot of Adderall I'm just like this.
ViciousFoxes 0
Yeah, I guess it's only sad if OP wasn't on drugs.
sk8erd 15
$800 on Itunes when you coulda gotten them for free?? Dude, its cool your supporting your music artists but seriously that much money? i spent maybe like $80 on music i like, just to support the artists and thats like 10% of my playlist filled with music and that 600 songs were mostly 90% free! But yea totally go outside..