Kids: Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt... - FML

By KPKallery - 05/06/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

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FPsLife 5

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

"It's fine... I'll just kill you later."

kerrygirl 13

Friday 5 June 2009 12:09

sounds fair...

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YungMarlon23 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:34

He probly ment it was fine... until he found somthin to beat and punish yu with >:)

surprise_101 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:58

Lmfao that kid is my idol lmfao AHAHAHA

mariamazing32 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:26

sometimes i hate nannying kids, little ungrateful brats

XmasterlinkxX 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 5:32

WTF that was random

kw6694 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:55

who the **** is this kid?! he's SOO mean!

ACDCfan 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 20:03

That's something Stewie from Family Guy would do.

painandpeace 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 7:40

FYL. But, that kid is badass.

rachael007 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:04

i would have done the same ko gutted for you mega funny but

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Friday 19 June 2009 17:03

ahahahahahahaha hilarious bad lil boy !

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Wednesday 22 July 2009 8:22

Short term memory loss?

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