Kids: Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled...

By heresmybellybotton - 18/07/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By baffled - 22/08/2012 20:36 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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By coffee_princess - 22/07/2010 23:14 - Canada

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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Plug it

By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Catch!

By babybreath - 03/06/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:23

What a precious childhood memory. Every kid should keep one of those, mine is under my pillow along with my tonsils, wisdom teeth and my first crap.

kiran_fml 5

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:18

disgusting!!!

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heyFYL 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 18:36

uhh, I'm pretty sure umbilical cords have the most purest blood, so some families save them just incase their child ever has a very serious disease or so they can use the blood to help them find a cure or so.

Sharrakor 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 18:57

A rather large number of comments decrying how fscking gross kids are. I'm pretty sure the girl didn't actually make the decision to keep her umbilical cord... The umbilical cord is a bit important in some cultures. I believe that in Hmong cultures, it needs to be buried below the house; doing so is related to...ah, my memory's foggy, but it has something to do with "tying" their soul to the house. But this is the first I've heard of someone just plain keeping it. Sentimental attachments sure can be strange.

Marx0r 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 19:09

You touched a piece of dried-out tissue. I fail to see how that can affect you enough to classify as an FML.

santi15 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 19:21

Shit thats disgusting!! almost threw up

Stevieebabyy 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 19:52

3: I feel very, very sorry for you. OP: Tell the parents!

dlogan93 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 20:07

why the hell did they have an umbilical cord?? and you spelled cord wrong.

LikelyYourFake 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 21:26

For anyone grossed out by this, unless it was in a jar, which it sure does not sound like, this is just totally fake. The cord is meat and just like any meat, it would have rotted and fallen apart by now unless dried and cured - which if it could "plop" into her hands, it wasn't (I also don't know of anyone who has ever done this). This is just a fake. Move on...

Acidwash1987 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 22:24

why is this so gross? its just a dried piece of cord...when dried its only maybe 3 cm long....I don't see how this is really gross...a lot of people keep their kids umbilical cord. (the section that was still on after bringing the baby home)