Kids: Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled...

By heresmybellybotton - 18/07/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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By kimm1993 - 03/08/2013 04:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML

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By baffled - 22/08/2012 20:36 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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By coffee_princess - 22/07/2010 23:14 - Canada

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 21:10 - United States - York

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

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Plug it

By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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Catch!

By babybreath - 03/06/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:23

What a precious childhood memory. Every kid should keep one of those, mine is under my pillow along with my tonsils, wisdom teeth and my first crap.

kiran_fml 5

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:18

disgusting!!!

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MandM44 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:33

what amazes me is how few people seem to know that part of the umbilical cord stays ON the baby when you bring it home. It takes a while to fall off, and when it does, it's just a black, shriveled piece of flesh. It's already dried out, it doesn't rot...so quit asking if it was frozen or in a jar for god's sake!

court3love 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:47

wow that put oregon to shame... that's just vile

ladiidaa 0

Monday 20 July 2009 8:02

I know where my parents' kept my "belly button", too. I'd be happy to show the OP. :] Yeah for babysitting cute little girls. FYL.

PschedelicWan 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:01

At least she's proud of it. I just count myself lucky that my parental units, thankfully, did not save my "belly button".

jnic 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 10:44

HAHAHAH that's ******* hilarious. And kind of... cute, in a weird way. If I have a kid I'll give her the umbilical cord so she can freak out babysitters like this, too. >:D

PeteyRiverstool 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:42

oh wooow...It's ok though, she's youngggg!

rhianna060 8

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:45

Yea thats gross... MY uncle in law received his wifes cord when they got married... It was a sign of him now becoming the main protector in her life or some BS like that. Totally gross. I always wondered... if they got divorced if in the paper work she would claim it.

Arancaytar 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 0:27

So, what's an umbilical chord? Is it, like, C-E-flat-G?

hahayousuck1 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:43

your a retard

capital_seven 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:28

Win, 99. Anyway. Ewww, she kept her umbilical cord?! Is it, like, embalmed...? -shudders-

bondogirl 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:00

Sounds like something my grandmother would do. My dad had his tonsils removed when he was 5 & she kept them in a jar. She also proudy displayed her gall stones in a jar on her coffee table.