By smh - 10/09/2015 06:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after coming home from a long day at work, I found out that in a house full of 5 adults, some rules still need to be set. The newest addition to the rules: No watching porn and jerking off in the living room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 742
You deserved it 2 273
Porn Wanker Intimacy
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

bwoolf96 21

Careful what you say when you bring it up, you could cause a mass-debate.

191 3

Comments

Tyyeezyjr 13

Yea that's messed up, they can do their business in their rooms.

51 2
kaitlynjane 28

But.. but the big screen, high def television is in the living room!

16 1
bwoolf96 21

Careful what you say when you bring it up, you could cause a mass-debate.

191 3
derangedplanet 23

Yeah you don't want to lose the majority on this. you'll never have guests again. plus you'll be permanently more traumatized than you were.

2 20
SarinatheHyena 16

You could cause a mast-urbate.. get it? that was the most stretched out pun I've made.

20 7
nonsensical 26

ha when you "bring it up"

27 0
SarinatheHyena 16

Nothing like getting off where anyone can walk in and find you..

31 2
mads_nicole 19

Sounds like you need to have a chat about common courtesy and how to lock doors. Or even just put something on the door..gahh anything really to keep it from happening again

10 1