Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bored in a meeting, so I absentmindedly started flipping my phone like a fidget spinner. I lost grip, spun it towards the ground, then watched it slide across the floor directly to my manager's feet. FML
Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process, I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML
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machiko_fml 0
Haha stupid.
punjabi44 0
Finish him
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Comments (136)
robo_panda 0
aww shucks!
mintcar 10
Haha, nice.
elmorous 0
"Better to be a witness, than a participant", I always say.
ImaginaryFoe 1
So are you unemployed now? You certainly should be. Spinning around in your chair like an idiot would've been enough to do it. I have no idea why you would do that when your boss was anywhere around.
Selena_is_back 7
ydi that's all I have to say...
Selena_is_back 7
omfg is it really ADAN??!?!!!! yessssss it is!!! ADAN IS SO COOOOOOL!!!!!
Selena_is_back 7
well I was "thrown out" get it??? :( but i'm here!!! :)
Bee_fml 2
Please, take your chats to the PMs.
Selena_is_back 7
this doesn't concern you..,
Selena_is_back 7
:D Why thank you ignorance!!!
Bee_fml 2
Selena, the comments section is not for chatting. Like previously stated, take your conversational skills to the PM section. I don't want to tell you again. Cheers!
Sirin_fml 47
If you want to verbally pleasure one another, then perhaps do so via private messaging, as Bee already said TWICE. The comments section is not your personal chat room.
wwerulez14 6
Did your boss point and laugh, followed by a quick high five? If not, you're likely fired :P
KylaaKatastrophe 0
No way!! I feel the same way when I spin in chairs! aweeeesomee!
SettoFail 9
well aren't you smoooooth..
gigilvrs6 0
You sir/ma'ame (to lazy to see if there even is a gender) are what I call derfalicious.
andr3wfo44 0
Your my hero