Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was bored in a meeting, so I absentmindedly started flipping my phone like a fidget spinner. I lost grip, spun it towards the ground, then watched it slide across the floor directly to my manager's feet. FML
Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process, I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML
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machiko_fml 0
Haha stupid.
punjabi44 0
Finish him
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Comments (136)
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my goshhhhD: I got dizzy when you said that you were spinning in a chair. But yeah, I hope it wasn't an iPhone, your phone would've cracked. :
mcxhunni 0
omg! me tew gurlie! :P STFU
mcxhunni 0
damn you, moderators!
Vexation 0
71, seriously? Read the rules next time and don't blame others for your lack of comprehension.
mcxhunni 0
73, i have no idea what your talking about :|
TyronetheOG 0
haha who actually reads the rules yo. that aint gangsta
mcxhunni 0
fo real, not gangsta at all actually.
amazinemo578 4
wow....
dancer_is_hawt 3
You're such a bully, I can only hope that you are fired and never hired again; it would be cruel to all someone as bully-ish as you to be around other people.
RadAtThis01 0
how does this make the OP a bully?
Gotdirt 0
AHAHA, nice one, OP.
Juneyah1017 9
show some class
MAGNAVOX 0
Faster than 3G.
MissD0llFace 5
10,000 points!!! New High Score! Lol
Sorrows 5
You got what you deserved. Hopefully your boss is smart enough to fire you. You want fun; go work at a daycare.
C6Racer 0
Damn, what a bitch.
GoColts8718 0
At least u didn't hit ur boss
allmidnighteyes 11
you... dun goof'd