Holidays: Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim...

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

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By no_hullabalo - 04/09/2009 14:50 - Taiwan

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By areyoukiddingme - 07/01/2013 06:09 - United States

Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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Let it all out

By HateCelebz - 26/08/2023 00:02

Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. i swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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JessicaNB 2

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:10

Those damn Mermaids!

Nevereverland 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:10

Did it have seamen on it?

Comments

funnytruth 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:45

**** dislike trolls!!!!!!

funnytruth 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:49

Hey i just met you And this is crazy But heres a condom **** me safely

zandalee 19

Wednesday 27 June 2012 12:15

Brilliant! But damn you! I had just managed to get that ******* song out of my head.

hiitisbrooke 28

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:55

I love how British people say sea instead of ocean or beach. (:

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:09

You are one ugly female...

cutemonsterx3 6

Wednesday 27 June 2012 13:31

That is one hell of a scary picture lol

howrudoin 11

Wednesday 27 June 2012 14:06

I love how some Americans are facinated with other people from different countries and How they speak or what words they use.

RuCheezBurger 10

Wednesday 27 June 2012 18:40

Or he/she could have meant SEA because theres things like SEAS, OCEANS, LAKES,ETC.

winnerme123 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 23:29

Don't you say,

alissa222 15

Thursday 28 June 2012 8:21

But those are three different things...

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 9:59

It was probably just some people advertising protected sex

TheElderTROLLZ 15

Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:02

Upload the pic to Facebook :)

ForeverAloneGal 23

Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:12

They should've told you it was a jellyfish, just for that reaction. But then it's actually a used prophylactic so, another reaction. Wasted potential...