By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 23:28 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at the bar. A man started to hit on me. He claims to have a fetish for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant. FML
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noobsatin 19

maybe he was just sharing. drunk people do that. a lot.

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daisylokes 16

awww don't feel bad, :( he sounds creepy anyway, dont let anybody make you feel bad, I had a baby 9 months ago and still get asked how many months I am, lol

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bluestrawberry17 17

Sorry OP he must be drunk...

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AGB10 19

Maybe you are the exception to his fetish ;)

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liuliuliu 10

Ten months later,you want a son or a daughter?

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zaise_chsa 19

I would say go on a diet, but I'm not someone who can talk.

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LifeMD 14

He never implied you were pregnant.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

I can see your point, and I didn't think about that before. Though it was actually sort of implied.

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

Well, then he obviously must have been drunk out of his mind to not notice you weren't pregnant, OP.

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MrsHaxxo 22

Maybe he just wants to get you pregnant..

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ArmyDoc 11

Sounds like a drunk jackass. Dad??

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f1r3flyy 1

Maybe this was a poor attempt at a chat up line where you turn around and say you're not pregnant then his response would be "do you wanna be?" Honestly there are worse out there than that :)

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cakefete2 30

Ooh bad pick up lines, let's see... How do you like your eggs in the morning? Or how much does a polar bear weight, you think it's enough to break the ice?

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DaLiquer 20

Just go with it and get you some, beats sitting at a computer lamenting to a bunch of insensitive pricks on FML.

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