Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
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Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
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chille_fml 0
Thats what you get for listening to the Jonas Brothers
funk_fml 0
at least it was at an airport, you'll never have to see any of those people again
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Comments (135)
jcowsert2 5
12 years old... is 12 years old... no way around it. you proved it by your last sentence.
hateevryone 15
really? im 20 & i dont even listen to that
HBoks 7
creep
skigirl98 9
Just scream "WTF my phone's glitching!!"
Katy326 10
well at least you're not a 40 year old man and that happened.
sbuxsux11 8
what a ******* douchebag. yes im having a bad day and taking it out on you.people like you need to get your ass beat
CabooseWins 0
The OP and retarded, deaf, teenage girls.
acml09 2
At least you're a girl it would've been worse if you were a man.
HEYpumpkin83 0
this had me laugghing for about 30 minutes!!!!
number20 3
I'm a little creeped out by the fact that your 40 and have that on your phone...