Love: Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of...

By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 738

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By Despair - 02/04/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend’s family dinner when her father suddenly raised a glass and said, “Let’s all raise a toast to the new couple!” I looked at my girlfriend, confused, only to realize he meant her brother and his now fiancé, who had just announced their engagement an hour earlier. I quickly but awkwardly raised my glass to avoid admitting my memory is dogshit. FML

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You deserved it 399

By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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You deserved it 5 020

By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 76 601

Kinda disrespectful

By Ruined - 23/11/2023 02:30

Today, at my birthday party in an expensive sushi restaurant that I spent hundreds of dollars to reserve, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed… to my sister. She said yes. They’ve been secretly seeing each other for the past year. She just graduated high school this past summer. FML

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You deserved it 112

Very confusing

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 02:00

Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML

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Very romantic

By Kate - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - St. Thomas

Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML

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You deserved it 112

By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 4 875

By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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You deserved it 32 642

YoLauryn 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:09

can you say "awkwardddddd"

saIty 17

Monday 13 June 2011 23:14

Did he mention that he got her a dick in a box?

Comments

italianbby 11

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:17

wow.. rough. I wonder what your brother in law did lol

BigOrca 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:25

If my brother would of done that to my wife everyone would of just laughed their asses off. but if my wife would of I would be a happy single guy not a sad married guy.

Kelita 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:36

8-0

itsallgoodintheh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:47

haha wow is she smartical and your retarded thats why

Groucho_fml 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 10:21

please tell me your profile is a joke..

itsallgoodintheh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:13

no why would it be

angryoriental 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:05

totally awesome!

BigHoshJosh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:20

Drunk at a wedding reception! Classic!

Skatejock21 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:45

YDI for dating for 3 years. Get married already. I don't care that he was drunk, and FYI, when you're drunk, it's not entirely confessing, it's not knowing what you're saying because you've lost too many brain cells to function what you say, so you just say whatever comes to your head, it messes with your brain, there's no defence for the drunk person. Sure, sometimes it's probably true, but it always depends how drunk you are, like if you're drunk enough to know for a fact that you are drunk, the reason I know this is because my older brother and dad deals with drunk people all the time and have studied it in university and I've seen it first hand. However, don't take what he said personally, it's just wrong to take things personally.