By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
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By Despair - 02/04/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend’s family dinner when her father suddenly raised a glass and said, “Let’s all raise a toast to the new couple!” I looked at my girlfriend, confused, only to realize he meant her brother and his now fiancé, who had just announced their engagement an hour earlier. I quickly but awkwardly raised my glass to avoid admitting my memory is dogshit. FML
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saIty 17

Did he mention that he got her a dick in a box?

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smallory42 0

hes a loser. Drunk or not, that would suck. Dump the kid!

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trueballer3 0

well at least you know the truth

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lovinit5683 0

Wow, have they been sleeping behind yours and your sister's boyfriends (now husbands) back? If so there went the wedding and your relationship. That must've been pretty awkward.

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mad_hatter0666 22

oh, that's a really sad situation. no wonder he was drunk...

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Tiee 0

where from washington are you from and **** I would slap the living out of him.

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KickItHigh 32

And I thought these things only happen on TV and the movies... Silly me.

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