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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Despair - 02/04/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend’s family dinner when her father suddenly raised a glass and said, “Let’s all raise a toast to the new couple!” I looked at my girlfriend, confused, only to realize he meant her brother and his now fiancé, who had just announced their engagement an hour earlier. I quickly but awkwardly raised my glass to avoid admitting my memory is dogshit. FML

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By my boyfriend is a slut - 03/11/2017 04:00

Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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Kinda disrespectful

By Ruined - 23/11/2023 02:30

Today, at my birthday party in an expensive sushi restaurant that I spent hundreds of dollars to reserve, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed… to my sister. She said yes. They’ve been secretly seeing each other for the past year. She just graduated high school this past summer. FML

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Very confusing

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 02:00

Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML

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Very romantic

By Kate - 24/09/2024 14:00 - Canada - St. Thomas

Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML

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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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YoLauryn 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:09

can you say "awkwardddddd"

saIty 17

Monday 13 June 2011 23:14

Did he mention that he got her a dick in a box?

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A13X33STJ 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:07

Well atleast you can say he was drunk... i guess?

AmeliaBadelia 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 11:50

Gross! I'd be traumatized. Dump his ass and put some distance between you and your sis...

angelika617 5

Friday 17 June 2011 3:06

give him the boot

sweety503 0

Friday 17 June 2011 8:15

ughh kick him to curb!

ELITEPUNK95 0

Friday 17 June 2011 9:55

and the invention of the term EPIC FAIL is put into play!!!

iSwagggg 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:21

.......jayzus!

lowshadows 21

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:24

it's amazing how people tend to be honest when they're drunk ha ha!

lowshadows 21

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:28

wonder how he said it, drunk people have good monologues.

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:59

aww that sucks

kvtgal 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:57

you should dump him for being a total embarrassment and a jerk.

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