Intimacy: Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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You deserved it 40 451

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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You deserved it 44 681

By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 802

By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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The Three Bears Conundrum

By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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Why would you stick that there?

By Co-B - 03/09/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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You deserved it 42 529

By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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key_2010 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 19:44

YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:22

That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:28

Convince them that you wear special rubber socks as support hose.

xcrystal011 2

Saturday 15 January 2011 20:53

embarrassing

macskapingvin 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 21:10

I'd say you're an idiot, but you've probably been informed of that already.

detolicious 2

Saturday 15 January 2011 21:35

how is that even possible? ... boggles the mind

remfire 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 21:37

Dumbass!

LemonStarship 5

Saturday 15 January 2011 21:42

You wouldn't happen to be blind would you?

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:22

That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.

floppycow 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 6:37

win win win

mrstzeed 1

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:33

maybe next time you SHOULDN'T have sex with your family just down stairs...are you seriously that comfortable with your family? come on now...... maybe you should get your own place:-)

rjnorton84 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 22:49

not op's family! gf's family! even worse lol

mona_is_here 10

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:20

Thumbs up to that, 27.

drummerchic14 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 16:25

some ppl unfortunately don't have the house to themselves very often because the parents have a weird work schedule.. and if we all had the money to get our own place wouldn't that be nice but guess what most people don't... so stop being so narrow-minded.

ulicksam 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:21

What the hell is the matter with some of you kids having sex with other people in the house and being surprised when you get caught? What an idiot. YDI.